21 5 / 2013
One School’s Catholic Teaching
With just the briefest acknowledgement of her life partner, Carla Hale lost the job she’d loved for more than 18 years.
21 5 / 2013
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Oh this!
20 5 / 2013
Seamless Made Fun of My Dead Cat and Now It's Merging with GrubHub
Seamless and GrubHub, two nearly identical online food-ordering companies whose business model consists of providing a service that is already available for free, announced Monday that they would be merging into one giant online food-ordering hydra. The new company, which has not yet settled on a name, will enable and promote social anxiety in 500 U.S. cities by eliminating the traumatic element of “human verbal interaction” from pizza delivery. The co-founder and CEO of GrubHub will serve as the CEO of the new Sterling Cooper Draper Seamless Grubhub. The CEO of Seamless will serve as president. If your cat dies, the new organization will probably start a twitter fight with you about it.
19 5 / 2013
18 5 / 2013
The magician is amazing, but the crowd doesn’t know it yet because when the trick starts, it’s just a tape of him having really depressing sex with a woman who deserves better, but lacks the drive to end things with the magician.
In the next scene, the woman is pregnant! She tells the magician and he throws a smoke pellet down and disappears in a panic!
Next, we see highlights of the woman’s pregnancy. We see the classes and the baby shower. Finally, we get to the big day. Her parents rush her to the hospital and a few hours later, she gives birth to…
THE MAGICIAN!!!
The doctor faints and the crowd erupts in a thunderous applause! Even the woman’s father who up until this moment had vowed to hunt down and kill the magician is impressed. He extends a hand.
“I was wrong about you,” he says to the magician. The men shake hands and everyone watching exchanges looks like, “Remember Dirty Dancing?”
The only person not cheering is the woman’s friend Tracy who makes a snide comment about how it “wasn’t cool” for the magician not to be around for the pregnancy classes and “What about the gifts from the baby shower?”
Oh shut up, Tracy! God!
17 5 / 2013
Victoria Nachos: I Am Not Disgusting.
Remember: I am someone’s little sister, someone’s baby girl, someone’s friend, someone’s love. Please don’t be mean. My heart breaks the same as yours.
I can show you a picture, paint it on an easel, move your hand across the words in Braille but you’ll never really get it, unless you once…
